After getting a full-blown pump after my warm-up sets, I was ready to attack the tricep pushdowns, but not before passing an aging Brat-Packer trying to will herself back in shape.
Yes that’s right — our very own Molly Ringworm all grown up (and out) and training at The Mecca. Her face still looked okay but her bod was looking sloppy as hell. Good for her to be in the gym. Can you say ‘Breakfast Club’ Reboot with a cameo for Molly as the bosomy librarian? I can!
And that’s when I bumped into an IFBB Pro getting oiled up (really) for a photoshoot by the squat rack. For a moment I was unsure about his name but as soon as I saw we had the same sized arms, I just knew it had to be Dan Hill. Dan has a pretty thick accent and he told me he was from Germany. For some reason I previously thought he was Canadian. Anyways, he eagerly agreed to be photographed with me despite my pump-inflated arms possibly dwarfing his. Showing that Germans are the second smartest race, he strategically turned so that his arm was closer to the camera than mine, threw on a ‘relaxed’ flexing and once again made me look like a non-lifter. Oh well, one of these days, I’ll prove myself!
