Thong Dreams: A Bodybuilding Blog

THONG DREAMS: My Bodybuilding Memoir
Part One

People are always asking me, 'Special Ed, how does a skinny fat obnoxious loudmouth like you make more money than 90% of the Pros without sucking cock or licking assholes?'

And the answer is hard work. 

Just kidding. 

Back in 2000 when I first attended the Night of Champions, I figured I would combine my love of thongs and love of entertainment to put together a reality TV show called 'House of Muscle' that would be like Real World except it would take place in Ed Connor's house and all of the residents would be dudes in speedos. 

When this idea failed to gain traction at MTV, I thought that perhaps bringing Kevin Levrone's Bodybuilding Metal band Fulblown to the masses would surely be my ticket out of the ghetto. But alas, when Atlantic Records boss Jason Flom took a pass, I kept trying. 

Then I met BGSA and we shot a video of him tearing off his shirt in front of hundreds of people in Times Square by the WWE Restaurant. I was POSITIVE that BGSA would become the NEXT BIG THING in Pro Wrestling via my connection with MTV and the Tough Enough reality show. But then BGSA fired me for not finding him g4p gigs and told me he wanted nothing to do with wrestling (unless it was wrestling a schmoe in a hotel room) and I had to move on. 

To say I was disillusioned was an understatement. But then I began managing some bodybuilders and landing endorsement contracts for them. I had found my calling. And that's when the same Pro's who had graciously thanked me for helping to land them a contract, suddenly stopped paying my monthly commissions and told me they'd ruin my name in the business if I sued them or called them out on being deadbeats. 

It seemed as though my Thong Dreamz were not going to become a reality after all. 

To Be Continued...