SEDUCTION 101

[Flexb]

Good for you Flex

Man my woman situation came to a head last night at 230am. This all started last thursday when the 3 girls who have make me look twice the last 6 months were all in my space at the same time, 2 at the same table across from me vying for my attention, and the one I have been going back and forth with the past 5 weeks on my phone/text. I had a blowup with the one on the phone that night, then we cleared it up friday. Everything was going great until we ended up talking last night at 230am. She was the one I decided to focus on, and well she says she just met someone else.

Now instead of having options, I am at this moment a man without an island, just a sinking boat.

My own fault, BUT then again a year ago I had fuck all like this even happening so it is all good.

Irony is all 3 will be now put into the friends category.

Just 2 be clear I did not fuck around on anyone, I just had options the last while. Like Special Ed on Millionaire, I chose cashew as a legume instead of peanut, and having used up my lifelines etc, I went home with a depleted bank account and my dick in my hand.


lesson learned, next

haha nice way to put it. Not that it's funny, I just dig the creativeness.

No worries though; girls are like a bus stop. If you miss one the next one should be around the corner on it's way.

[fatman]

What's the difference between M and E?

 Don't get rid of it, you will regret it.  Just save it for some future date.  Think of all the African children with no powdered M, I hate to see good drugs go to waste.

[Flexb]

What's the difference between M and E?

 Don't get rid of it, you will regret it.  Just save it for some future date.  Think of all the African children with no powdered M, I hate to see good drugs go to waste.

E is cut with all sorts of shit. M is usually pure MDMA. No speed, caffeine etc.

[Mike Hunt]

Went out for dinner with the gal I had the rgument last week with, everything is good now, not really looking to go anywhere with this one or anyone for that matter, just being casual and fun

Going out for dinner in 2 hours with one of the other ones, newmom knows which one I speak of as I showed her a pic, the pretty little dark haired one who's name starts with "N"

[Mike Hunt]

Went out for dinner with the gal I had the rgument last week with, everything is good now, not really looking to go anywhere with this one or anyone for that matter, just being casual and fun

Going out for dinner in 2 hours with one of the other ones, newmom knows which one I speak of as I showed her a pic, the pretty little dark haired one who's name starts with "N"

everything is timing, the one I went out with the other night was gushing as she told me about the new guy she is with, incidentally she went for him 2 weeks ago roght after I had the opportunity and did not take the chance.

lesson here is all these gals are friends now, nothing more, each one had the potential to be more than that, because of timing, stubborness, greed, indecision, not being assertive and me not following the good advice in this thread well guess what. I am the one who stays single.


Lesson leanred. I get along with pretty much anyone, man and woman and have no problem being friends with anyone. But if I had the chance to be more I need to separate that difference and take advice ans suggestions.

I am really a one gal at a time kind of guy. I dont have it in me to be a player in the true sense of the wor,d, at the same time I have enough female friends lol.

[Flexb]

everything is timing, the one I went out with the other night was gushing as she told me about the new guy she is with, incidentally she went for him 2 weeks ago roght after I had the opportunity and did not take the chance.

lesson here is all these gals are friends now, nothing more, each one had the potential to be more than that, because of timing, stubborness, greed, indecision, not being assertive and me not following the good advice in this thread well guess what. I am the one who stays single.


Lesson leanred. I get along with pretty much anyone, man and woman and have no problem being friends with anyone. But if I had the chance to be more I need to separate that difference and take advice ans suggestions.

I am really a one gal at a time kind of guy. I dont have it in me to be a player in the true sense of the wor,d, at the same time I have enough female friends lol.

I remember dating a lot when I first moved to t.o. Even though I had great success with closing the deal, the girls were fukin flakes and  needed a shit load of attention and effort to actually get to the relationship stage with. But obviously what guy is going to chase after a girl he just sealed the deal with. I was like fuk that. I wouldn't chase them at all, and I've learned after all of the relationships I've been in you shouldn't have to really chase a girl. All of my long term, quality relationships didn't need much chasing at all and it came very naturally, especially with the girl I'm with. It's just a matter of digging through the trash to find the treasure. Have fun though because any day your conquests could be over once you meet that special girl.

[Mike Hunt]

I just dont think meeting the special girl who gets me from the start is in the cards for me right now.

Just had it out with one of the above over something stupid the last hour and well she is pretty much done with me, that brodge was still burning as I was going over the hill

[Mike Hunt]

Needless to say in all honesty I am pretty angry and heartbroken at the same time and have nobody to blame for this bt myself.

I need to practice the art of seduction more lol

[Flexb]

I just dont think meeting the special girl who gets me from the start is in the cards for me right now.

Just had it out with one of the above over something stupid the last hour and well she is pretty much done with me, that brodge was still burning as I was going over the hill

You don't think that but once she comes around it'll be a different story 

[Mike Hunt]

thanks. i wont hold my breath however at this time

[Newmom]

thanks. i wont hold my breath however at this time

Just be yourself Andrew, she'll come along

[Mike Hunt]

Thanks newmom, I am just not making it a priority now.

If it happens, it will happen in spite of myself rather than me looking for it.

[Newmom]

Thanks newmom, I am just not making it a priority now.

If it happens, it will happen in spite of myself rather than me looking for it.

exactly my point. When your not looking for it, it will happen then

[TheFever]

Anyone got a good line to use on a RN (nurse)?

A female one

[fatman]

Anyone got a good line to use on a RN (nurse)?

A female one

I have a great line to use on a male nurse, but female?  You're shit out of luck.

[D Enda]

Anyone got a good line to use on a RN (nurse)?

A female one

"excuse me, nurse...I have a personal, serious medical related question that I need your expert opinion on....is it normal to have a 14 inch penis and be able to fuck all night or do I need to see a specialist?"

[Mike Hunt]

So last week I met this chick, she is of argentinian descent, turns out she is 23 going on 24. I am 41....

Tonight we are texting here is a snippet....

Her: Lol woud you ever hook up with someone my age? have you before?

Me I dont recall hooking up with anyone recently that much younger or older for that matter. Would I? yes if the person clicks then why not...

Her:Awesome, I mean cool lol

Me: Most of the women I have gone out with in the past have pretty much been my age to 10 years younger on average. What is the oldest and youngest for you?

her:I date guys older than me, never younger. Girls I date same age, same level, age means nothing, it's the soul.<<<<<(my emphasis on that sentence,<<)
My first serious boyfriend I was 17, he was 28
Her: The soul is what i go for I could marry a guy any age


Me wow you sound like a keeper thats good,, I agree on age. I know 40 year olds who  act like 3 year olds, i have been guilty of such in my own life at times lol

her:LOL your as old as you feel I say, I need a good sexy soul and then I am in love

meI dont think I am old, when I am 70 I am going to be like Clint eastwood

Her: mmmmm Cliint Eastwood mmmm he so dreamy. makes me wet

Me: wow!! I ahve to stay seated for a moment, I am weraing sweatpants here(I am an event co=ordinator at a hockey game)

her: hahahah are you actually hard?Clint eastwood makes my pussy throb

Me:Yes I am, especially now! Do you like to be licked?

her lol, yay you are !!!I like my ass being licked and depends how I am being licked to be blunt

Me: wow

Her: woud you?

Me: I would love to do that to you and much more

her: let me call you in 5 minutes I have to just get ready for tomorrow

then my fucking batter went dead, now she is gone to sleep, its ok I warned i did not have much juice left(in my battery)

The end

[fatman]

Destroy that ass and come back with pictures.

[Mike Hunt]

May hook up friday night

[D Enda]

Ask her to send a pic of where she wants to be licked.

[NZMuscleMonster]

PTPS

[Master Chief]

Too much texting and not enough fucking going on here.

As soon as she mentioned getting wet, my next text would've been: On my way over right now.

C'mon dude. What's with all the 'Wows'? Even if you've never been here before, act like it.

And where are the DHVs? At least 'I'm gonna slam my massive cock into that wet pussy of yours tonight if you keep talking shit'

If you choose to 'wing it', you usually wind up 'blowing it' -- stick to the program!

[Tre]

There's nothing wrong with texting as foreplay.

So long as you're doing that shit while driving.