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Gayle Hourbach: Life Coach
« on: August 06, 2012, 12:43:27 PM »
 
 Tipped off by an anonymous source and play friend of Gayle.

 Looks like our favorite manic depressant and sociopath is at it again. This time she is calling herself a LIFE COACH where she will guide people who are post-competition on how to manage the highs & lows of competing and all the physical destruction and blues that comes along with it.

 Just what the world needs. One trainwreck giving advice to other mentally unstable trainwrecks. The world makes sense again.

 Taken from her facebook page...

 I am facing the same question myself! I am seeking counseling and that is helping. I have a horrible relationship with food! I am also coming to turns with all the distruction I have done to my body to compete and that no matter what diet I am on or how much cardio I do or what I take...I will be fat! - Gail A

 Minutes later...

 And this my friends is WHY I am studying on the fast track to becoming a life coach. To help girls AFTER the stage!!! Let me know if you need me!- Gail A

 



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Re: Gayle Hourbach: Life Coach
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2012, 07:28:12 AM »
I figured she would be riding on all that success and new endorsement opportunities that come with winning your pro card at the Team Universe. Life coach lolololol I suggest fetish porn. That's seems to be the career path for has been female bbs
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Re: Gayle Hourbach: Life Coach
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2012, 10:43:24 AM »


I make $3,000 dollars a month in sponsorship money to post on internet message boards.

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Re: Gayle Hourbach: Life Coach
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2012, 10:46:43 PM »

 Tipped off by an anonymous source and play friend of Gayle.

 Looks like our favorite manic depressant and sociopath is at it again. This time she is calling herself a LIFE COACH where she will guide people who are post-competition on how to manage the highs & lows of competing and all the physical destruction and blues that comes along with it.

 Just what the world needs. One trainwreck giving advice to other mentally unstable trainwrecks. The world makes sense again.

 Taken from her facebook page...

 I am facing the same question myself! I am seeking counseling and that is helping. I have a horrible relationship with food! I am also coming to turns with all the distruction I have done to my body to compete and that no matter what diet I am on or how much cardio I do or what I take...I will be fat! - Gail A

 Minutes later...

 And this my friends is WHY I am studying on the fast track to becoming a life coach. To help girls AFTER the stage!!! Let me know if you need me!- Gail A

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Re: Gayle Hourbach: Life Coach
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2012, 11:01:47 PM »


Currently I work as a first grade teacher. I am a very hard worker and dedicated to my job. When I have free time I enjoy spending time with friends as well as meeting new people. Working out and lifting weights is one of my favorite activities. I spend most nights in the gym training and go to the gym everyday. I no longer compete in bodybuilding but still like to lead a healthy active lifestyle. I can have a good time doing just about anything and everything as long as I am with the right people. I am adventurous and willing to try anything once! Spending time with family is important to me. I am close with my family and always put them first in my life.

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Re: Gayle Hourbach: Life Coach
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2012, 11:38:13 PM »
May that bitch burn in hell. Everyone I know said I was in the best shape of my life back in 2009 and I was on the path of glory. I was on very little testosterone, I had my diet spot on with no help and I had no urge to drink liqueur or eat garbage.

Then boom, I run into the spawn of Satan at Arlington Heights Xsport who brainwashed me into thinking I need to get massive huge like a professional bodybuilder to get respect and laid. She also believed that the dose of Test Prop the doc gave me wasnt even strong enough for women and that I was wasting my money and time. Even though I was the strongest I ever was and did barley any cardio and lost 2-3 pounds of bodyfat a week and I was measuring threw calipers.

She filled my head up that women like men who are big and muscular and the whole ripped abs mens physique style were fags and women would think they aren't real men. I went from a surprising 210 very lean at 5'9 to a 235 huge gut chump with tons of bodyfat. She caused a downward spiral where I ate tons of food to gain size but it had a reverse effect on me.

My HRT doc was shocked when he saw my current bloodwork and physical. He asked and I quote "what the fuck happened to you" I had to tell him that I listened to a female bodybuilder named Gayle who flipped out on me when she wanted to see a list of my docs therapy prices and called me to ask why I removed his office number and contact info on the e-mail.

Now I am in process to fix the mistake but I lost 3 years of life cause of the downs and ups of trying to become a mass monster because of the manipulation from Gayle. I was young and foolish.


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Re: Gayle Hourbach: Life Coach
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2012, 02:18:23 AM »
Some people here have said she looks good in the offseason.  Do I need glasses?  When she is fat I find her about as repulsive as when she looks like Palumbo.

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Re: Gayle Hourbach: Life Coach
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2012, 08:25:14 AM »
Forgot to add...the above pics and quote courtesy of Match.com
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Re: Gayle Hourbach: Life Coach
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2012, 09:01:12 AM »
Forgot to add...the above pics and quote courtesy of Match.com

LMAO...priceless
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Re: Gayle Hourbach: Life Coach
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2012, 01:58:20 PM »
Forgot to add...the above pics and quote courtesy of Match.com

Trying to get my buddy to get me the screen shot of the entire profile. 
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Re: Gayle Hourbach: Life Coach
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2012, 02:19:50 PM »
Trying to get my buddy to get me the screen shot of the entire profile.

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Re: Gayle Hourbach: Life Coach
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2012, 05:40:17 PM »
your "buddy"   now that's priceless!

I am using "BlackPeopleMeet.com".....not match
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Re: Gayle Hourbach: Life Coach
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2012, 06:14:27 PM »
I am using "BlackPeopleMeet.com".....not match

weird...I thought you were on cuckoldchiros.com   ;D
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Re: Gayle Hourbach: Life Coach
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2012, 08:37:36 PM »
weird...I thought you were on cuckoldchiros.com   ;D

Nope...you just saw someone you wish was me.

I also am on mytime.com  Looking for a nice 65yo hottie.
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Re: Gayle Hourbach: Life Coach
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2012, 10:22:27 PM »
You all know that she's the editor of RxMuscle's RxGirl, don't you?? 

She goes by the username "The Prodigy".  She writes a lot of odd stuff there.  Here's an example....


"So today I found out that my kitty Ashes has a huge tumor in her nose that has spread up into her eye socket. She was given 6 months to live. They didn't even give me a choice of radiation or chemo. So I am a HUGE emotional wreck. Screw dieting...I am eating...life is TOOOOO short!"
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Re: Gayle Hourbach: Life Coach
« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2012, 08:09:08 AM »
You all know that she's the editor of RxMuscle's RxGirl, don't you?? 

She goes by the username "The Prodigy".  She writes a lot of odd stuff there.  Here's an example....


"So today I found out that my kitty Ashes has a huge tumor in her nose that has spread up into her eye socket. She was given 6 months to live. They didn't even give me a choice of radiation or chemo. So I am a HUGE emotional wreck. Screw dieting...I am eating...life is TOOOOO short!"

 She text'd a local Chicagoland bodybuilder I know this exact same thing then asked him if he can get her some DNP.  I swear I can't make this shit up.

 Match.com . Oh, brother!



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Re: Gayle Hourbach: Life Coach
« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2012, 01:06:40 PM »
May that bitch burn in hell. Everyone I know said I was in the best shape of my life back in 2009 and I was on the path of glory. I was on very little testosterone, I had my diet spot on with no help and I had no urge to drink liqueur or eat garbage.

Then boom, I run into the spawn of Satan at Arlington Heights Xsport who brainwashed me into thinking I need to get massive huge like a professional bodybuilder to get respect and laid. She also believed that the dose of Test Prop the doc gave me wasnt even strong enough for women and that I was wasting my money and time. Even though I was the strongest I ever was and did barley any cardio and lost 2-3 pounds of bodyfat a week and I was measuring threw calipers.

She filled my head up that women like men who are big and muscular and the whole ripped abs mens physique style were fags and women would think they aren't real men. I went from a surprising 210 very lean at 5'9 to a 235 huge gut chump with tons of bodyfat. She caused a downward spiral where I ate tons of food to gain size but it had a reverse effect on me.

My HRT doc was shocked when he saw my current bloodwork and physical. He asked and I quote "what the fuck happened to you" I had to tell him that I listened to a female bodybuilder named Gayle who flipped out on me when she wanted to see a list of my docs therapy prices and called me to ask why I removed his office number and contact info on the e-mail.

Now I am in process to fix the mistake but I lost 3 years of life cause of the downs and ups of trying to become a mass monster because of the manipulation from Gayle. I was young and foolish.

Why in the heck would you take advice on what WOMEN want from someone who looks like a dude?

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Re: Gayle Hourbach: Life Coach
« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2012, 02:11:34 PM »
Her match ad says she's a first grade teacher...I thought she got canned from that job?  Or did she quit to pursue her bodybuilding career full time?
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Re: Gayle Hourbach: Life Coach
« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2012, 02:33:11 PM »
You guys spend WAYYYYYY too much time obsessing over Gail.

How about obsessing over this gal:

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Re: Gayle Hourbach: Life Coach
« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2012, 06:40:38 PM »
You guys spend WAYYYYYY too much time obsessing over Gail.

How about obsessing over this gal:




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Re: Gayle Hourbach: Life Coach
« Reply #20 on: August 11, 2012, 08:40:37 PM »
Isnt Gayle 30 years old or close to that?  She looks much older, around 45.

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Re: Gayle Hourbach: Life Coach
« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2012, 10:44:46 PM »
Isnt Gayle 30 years old or close to that?  She looks much older, around 45.
Her age is one of the many many things she chronically lies about. She is estimated to be at least 40-42.



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Re: Gayle Hourbach: Life Coach
« Reply #22 on: August 12, 2012, 01:18:19 AM »
Her age is one of the many many things she chronically lies about. She is estimated to be at least 40-42.



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According to her website, she is 35.  But, I've heard her being as old as 48. 
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Re: Gayle Hourbach: Life Coach
« Reply #23 on: August 12, 2012, 05:23:15 AM »

 She isn't 35. She is at least 40-42. Remember - Gayle lies about everything and anything. Telling the truth is something she is incapable of.

 These days she films the schmoes who come in from out of town to "train with Mel" for a weekend. Oh, brother!



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Re: Gayle Hourbach: Life Coach
« Reply #24 on: August 12, 2012, 01:47:11 PM »
Her age is one of the many many things she chronically lies about. She is estimated to be at least 40-42.



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Actually that is very good for her.  If she was really 30 and looked like this now, can you imagine what she'd look like in 10 years?