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MW Exclusive: Kelly Ryan Granted Parole!
« on: December 22, 2011, 10:34:05 PM »
I wonder if she'll get parole?
She never showed any remorse.  She pled out with an Alford plea, which raised eyebrows at the time.  She probably feels like she has been the victim in this whole sordid episode.

Anyone have the straight poop on whether she'll be free by Xmas?

Has Muscleweek reached out to her?
« Last Edit: December 23, 2011, 10:51:49 PM by Special Ed »

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Re: Kelly Ryan parole hearing is on Friday
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2011, 12:39:18 AM »
I wonder if she'll get parole?
She never showed any remorse.  She pled out with an Alford plea, which raised eyebrows at the time.  She probably feels like she has been the victim in this whole sordid episode.

Anyone have the straight poop on whether she'll be free by Xmas?

Has Muscleweek reached out to her?

On September 27, 2011, Kelly Ryan was granted parole for the crime of battery with use of deadly weapon resulting in substantial harm. The effective parole date was December 1, 2011.


There is NO December parole hearing for Kelly Ryan. She will begin serving her 3-year term for arson in January 2012 and is eligible for parole on that charge in January 2015.

Contrary to disinformation spread on various boards and an incorrect Wikipedia entry, MuscleWeek has thoroughly investigated the matter and has determined that we won't be hearing from Kelly Ryan for another 3 years.

Please disperse.
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Re: MW Exclusive: Kelly Ryan Denied Parole!
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2011, 04:29:48 PM »
Good.  Thanks for the info.

She did refer to her cell as a 'meditation closet'...so another year or so won't kill her.

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Re: MW Exclusive: Kelly Ryan Denied Parole!
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2011, 04:45:40 PM »

 The most disturbing thing to me in all of this was when Kelly, during their getaway plan, just had to... HAD TO... just had to stop and get a manicure.

 Does that not illustrate how disturbed and warped the mind of a fitness competitor chick is?

 


 
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Re: MW Exclusive: Kelly Ryan Denied Parole!
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2011, 04:57:51 PM »
I can't blame her....hands are one of the first things I notice about a woman after her tits, ass, legs, smile, lips and eyes...
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Re: MW Exclusive: Kelly Ryan Denied Parole!
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2011, 06:01:55 PM »
I can't blame her....hands are one of the first things I notice about a woman after her tits, ass, legs, smile, lips and eyes...


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Re: MW Exclusive: Kelly Ryan Denied Parole!
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2011, 06:46:17 PM »
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Re: MW Exclusive: Kelly Ryan Denied Parole!
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2011, 06:51:44 PM »
how does that bitch wipe her ass?

Rhetorical question..... she doesn't.



And Block, yes, that is some trippy shit.

Kelly- Hold up Craig, there's nail salon and I need a fill.

Craig - But we are trying to make a getaway, bitch!

Kelly - I bet they have a tanning bed in there.....

Craig - Let's do it!
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Re: MW Exclusive: Kelly Ryan Denied Parole!
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2011, 06:55:10 PM »
kelly's father warned her about craig

it's possible she doesn't have any remorse, she probably just reminds herself that daddy was right

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Re: MW Exclusive: Kelly Ryan Denied Parole!
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2011, 07:00:35 PM »
The most disturbing thing to me in all of this was when Kelly, during their getaway plan, just had to... HAD TO... just had to stop and get a manicure.

 Does that not illustrate how disturbed and warped the mind of a fitness competitor chick is?

 


Actually, it was a pedicure she was getting...which makes it even worse.  Who needs a pedicure in a Massachusetts winter?
The only way it could have been any worse is if Craiggers had popped into the tanning booth for a touch up.

At least he stayed in the Dodge pick up doing small lines of bath salts and cranking the Haddaway.
I remember the news anchors & FBI openly mocking her about that.  Calling her a fugitive diva.


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Re: MW Exclusive: Kelly Ryan Denied Parole!
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2011, 07:20:46 PM »
I remember when this story first broke on getgay that fat fag Ron saying that the rumors about his beloved muscle man and ugly wife were not true
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Re: MW Exclusive: Kelly Ryan Denied Parole!
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2011, 07:23:53 PM »
I remember when this story first broke on getgay that fat fag Ron saying that the rumors about his beloved muscle man and ugly wife were not true

Ron knows he better deny, deny, deny....... "Press Passes" are at stake dammit!
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Re: MW Exclusive: Kelly Ryan Denied Parole!
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2011, 08:14:12 PM »
how does that bitch wipe her ass?

Why, you offering? ;)
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Re: MW Exclusive: Kelly Ryan Denied Parole!
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2011, 10:24:33 PM »

 An Ode to Craig...

 

 

 



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Re: MW Exclusive: Kelly Ryan Denied Parole!
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2011, 10:31:04 PM »
Craig's gonna do the whole bitch.  He'll die an old man in there.

He's a gang henchman and has already been identified as a troublemaker.


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Re: MW Exclusive: Kelly Ryan Denied Parole!
« Reply #15 on: December 24, 2011, 05:59:23 AM »
Craig's gonna do the whole bitch.  He'll die an old man in there.

He's a gang henchman and has already been identified as a troublemaker.




That was fucking awesome when they pulled him out.

They asked him 'Is anything hurt?'

He replied 'Only my pride'
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Re: MW Exclusive: Kelly Ryan Denied Parole!
« Reply #16 on: December 24, 2011, 10:14:46 AM »
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Re: MW Exclusive: Kelly Ryan Denied Parole!
« Reply #17 on: December 24, 2011, 11:01:23 AM »
hahaha...yup


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