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Semen Cookie Hazing: Right or Wrong?
« on: December 01, 2011, 03:32:03 PM »
Two students expelled and seven other suspended when high school seniors forced underclassmen to eat a cookie covered in semen.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/highschool/blog/prep_rally/post/Hoops-hazing-back-in-crosshairs-after-disgusting?urn=highschool-wp9312

Im guessing it looked a little something like this?

« Last Edit: December 03, 2011, 12:33:49 PM by Special Ed »
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Re: Would you eat this cookie?
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2011, 04:31:40 PM »
They were doing them a favor.... they saw the kids were in a catabolic state, having not eaten for a whole 90 mins... and with no other protein on hand they all ejaculated on a cookie so everyone could be in positive nigtrogen balance.
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Re: Would you eat this cookie?
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2011, 04:48:13 PM »
I remember many moons ago when I was in highschool I heard about such a pervert here locally. He worked as a delivery boy for a pizza joint and would jerk off on a few pizzas here and there prior to delivering them. He got busted when he delivered a pizza covered with his jizz to a local business whose manager was a woman who recognized the taste of semen on the pizza.  ;D
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Re: Would you eat this cookie?
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2011, 08:38:50 PM »
I remember many moons ago when I was in highschool I heard about such a pervert here locally. He worked as a delivery boy for a pizza joint and would jerk off on a few pizzas here and there prior to delivering them. He got busted when he delivered a pizza covered with his jizz to a local business whose manager was a woman who recognized the taste of semen on the pizza.  ;D
Not only did that whore recognize the taste of semen, but she also correctly identified whose semen it was. Talk about a Harvard Whore!
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Re: Would you eat this cookie?
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2011, 12:08:03 PM »

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Re: Would you eat this cookie?
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2011, 08:32:08 PM »
Not only did that whore recognize the taste of semen, but she also correctly identified whose semen it was. Talk about a Harvard Whore!
Fucking hilarious!!!  :D
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Re: Would you eat this cookie?
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2011, 11:51:49 PM »
Actually when I was a kid we had an African transfer student (real African, complete with bone through nose) and he was from Swaziland I believe, but he came from money and whatnot and attended private school.  He said that the students played a circle jerk game of jerking off onto a cooke and the last one had to eat it.  Why would you do that willingly?  Also we were all around 11, most didn't even know how to jerk off then.

Ever since then I knew the Africans were much more advanced than the West when it came to these matters.
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Re: Would you eat this cookie?
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2011, 12:31:08 AM »
Actually when I was a kid we had an African transfer student (real African, complete with bone through nose) and he was from Swaziland I believe, but he came from money and whatnot and attended private school.  He said that the students played a circle jerk game of jerking off onto a cooke and the last one had to eat it.  Why would you do that willingly?  Also we were all around 11, most didn't even know how to jerk off then.

Ever since then I knew the Africans were much more advanced than the West when it came to these matters.
It's actually a fairly common fraternity hazing practice here in the states -- extensively documented in the May 1990 issue of National Lampoon which contained actual photos of the various versions of this 'game' -- including an obviously distressed Greek pledge taking a bite out of a dripping-with-semen load sandwich, his face covered in goo.

In my fraternity, Alpha Fag Alpha, we did something similar to one of our incoming pledge classes, except we skipped the cookie part. We duck-taped the pledges to these aluminum cots and two or three guys would sit on his chest and hold his head still.

The brothers would go in the bathroom to jerk off and when they were ready to cum, they come running in and shoot their loads in the pledge's face. It was fucking hilarious because sometimes a guy would misfire and accidentally strike one of the brothers holding the pledge down, which would nearly always lead to that guy getting 'revenge-sprayed' in the middle of that night. Man, during my two years in that house, I must've busted about 100 loads in dudes' faces. The weirdest one though was this dude named Phil. He was one of those dudes who everyone knows is gay except for him. Anyways, he only got in because his dad was a legacy.

So we tie him down and he totally freaks out -- SCREAMING at the top of his lungs. Well, he wasn't fooling any of us -- we told him that we knew he was looking forward to us creaming all over his face so we had a little surprise for him. We rolled him over and poured like an entire tube of KY all over his smelly asshole and then everyone
jammed their cock in him for like 2-3 thrusts and came on his back. It was hilarious. Dude was crying and screaming for his parents and we all knew he was just upset because we weren't letting him lap up our sperm.

We must've taken like 4 rolls of film of that fag crying while we all took turns using his greased-up bunghole as a glory hole. Still cracks me up when I think about that morning.

Phil actually went on to become a pharmacist before getting married and moving to South Jersey. He never had any kids though and killed himself on his 30th birthday. I felt kinda bad when a frat brother forwarded me the news clipping. But then I heard that he had been molested by an uncle when he was a kid and I knew we had nothing to feel guilty about.

Anyways, anyone else have any cool stories like that?
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Re: Would you eat this cookie?
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2011, 12:34:44 AM »
It's actually a fairly common fraternity hazing practice here in the states -- extensively documented in the May 1990 issue of National Lampoon which contained actual photos of the various versions of this 'game' -- including an obviously distressed Greek pledge taking a bite out of a dripping-with-semen load sandwich, his face covered in goo.

In my fraternity, Alpha Fag Alpha, we did something similar to one of our incoming pledge classes, except we skipped the cookie part. We duck-taped the pledges to these aluminum cots and two or three guys would sit on his chest and hold his head still.

The brothers would go in the bathroom to jerk off and when they were ready to cum, they come running in and shoot their loads in the pledge's face. It was fucking hilarious because sometimes a guy would misfire and accidentally strike one of the brothers holding the pledge down, which would nearly always lead to that guy getting 'revenge-sprayed' in the middle of that night. Man, during my two years in that house, I must've busted about 100 loads in dudes' faces. The weirdest one though was this dude named Phil. He was one of those dudes who everyone knows is gay except for him. Anyways, he only got in because his dad was a legacy.

So we tie him down and he totally freaks out -- SCREAMING at the top of his lungs. Well, he wasn't fooling any of us -- we told him that we knew he was looking forward to us creaming all over his face so we had a little surprise for him. We rolled him over and poured like an entire tube of KY all over his smelly asshole and then everyone
jammed their cock in him for like 2-3 thrusts and came on his back. It was hilarious. Dude was crying and screaming for his parents and we all knew he was just upset because we weren't letting him lap up our sperm.

We must've taken like 4 rolls of film of that fag crying while we all took turns using his greased-up bunghole as a glory hole. Still cracks me up when I think about that morning.

Phil actually went on to become a pharmacist before getting married and moving to South Jersey. He never had any kids though and killed himself on his 30th birthday. I felt kinda bad when a frat brother forwarded me the news clipping. But then I heard that he had been molested by an uncle when he was a kid and I knew we had nothing to feel guilty about.

Anyways, anyone else have any cool stories like that?

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Re: Would you eat this cookie?
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2011, 05:43:30 AM »
Pretty things common among ''kappa omega kappa'' fraternity ; ΚΩΚ

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Re: Would you eat this cookie?
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2011, 06:11:58 AM »
damn
Tiping mistake

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Re: Would you eat this cookie?
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2011, 07:02:52 AM »
Pretty things common among ''kappa omega kappa'' fraternity ; ΚΩΚ


HAHAHAH...  I get it.  KAK!  The sound your throat makes after eating a 20 guy semen sandwich.
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Re: Would you eat this cookie?
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2011, 01:18:26 PM »
It's actually a fairly common fraternity hazing practice here in the states -- extensively documented in the May 1990 issue of National Lampoon which contained actual photos of the various versions of this 'game' -- including an obviously distressed Greek pledge taking a bite out of a dripping-with-semen load sandwich, his face covered in goo.

In my fraternity, Alpha Fag Alpha, we did something similar to one of our incoming pledge classes, except we skipped the cookie part. We duck-taped the pledges to these aluminum cots and two or three guys would sit on his chest and hold his head still.

The brothers would go in the bathroom to jerk off and when they were ready to cum, they come running in and shoot their loads in the pledge's face. It was fucking hilarious because sometimes a guy would misfire and accidentally strike one of the brothers holding the pledge down, which would nearly always lead to that guy getting 'revenge-sprayed' in the middle of that night. Man, during my two years in that house, I must've busted about 100 loads in dudes' faces. The weirdest one though was this dude named Phil. He was one of those dudes who everyone knows is gay except for him. Anyways, he only got in because his dad was a legacy.

So we tie him down and he totally freaks out -- SCREAMING at the top of his lungs. Well, he wasn't fooling any of us -- we told him that we knew he was looking forward to us creaming all over his face so we had a little surprise for him. We rolled him over and poured like an entire tube of KY all over his smelly asshole and then everyone
jammed their cock in him for like 2-3 thrusts and came on his back. It was hilarious. Dude was crying and screaming for his parents and we all knew he was just upset because we weren't letting him lap up our sperm.

We must've taken like 4 rolls of film of that fag crying while we all took turns using his greased-up bunghole as a glory hole. Still cracks me up when I think about that morning.

Phil actually went on to become a pharmacist before getting married and moving to South Jersey. He never had any kids though and killed himself on his 30th birthday. I felt kinda bad when a frat brother forwarded me the news clipping. But then I heard that he had been molested by an uncle when he was a kid and I knew we had nothing to feel guilty about.

Anyways, anyone else have any cool stories like that?
Oh my god!  You really find frat house sodomy/forced rape/cum eating/(male/male)Bukake humerous?  Wow!  Um,...you made this up, right?  But, how would you make something like that up?  And what in hell is the fascination with cum covered cookies?  WTF?! :-X

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Re: Would you eat this cookie?
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2011, 01:26:57 PM »
Actually when I was a kid we had an African transfer student (real African, complete with bone through nose) and he was from Swaziland I believe, but he came from money and whatnot and attended private school.  He said that the students played a circle jerk game of jerking off onto a cooke and the last one had to eat it.  Why would you do that willingly?  Also we were all around 11, most didn't even know how to jerk off then.

Ever since then I knew the Africans were much more advanced than the West when it came to these matters.
The last one?  I wonder what the motivation was for this,"game?"  They found it "funny" to watch one of their peers eat a cookie covered in cum?  I wonder what kind of cookie it was?

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Re: Semen Cookie Hazing: Right or Wrong?
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2011, 01:36:23 PM »
I was a production assistant for XXX company Anabolic Video. In this scene, it was a 21 man gangbang on this little latina chick.  So anyway, guys are busting cumloads all over her, and this one dude happens to bust a huge gooey, ropey load that splatted all over this one guys chest.  He took after the dude, nearly busting his nose and bloodying his lip!  yelling,"motherfucker, don't you ever get cum on me!"  later we were back in the office, getting our checks cut, when the owner goes,"yeah, that was strange, I mean, he's shot over 800 scenes in gay porn, and claims he's not gay, it's just for the money, and then reacts like that to cum?  I mean, I've seen the guy eat it up before.  Weird."

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Re: Semen Cookie Hazing: Right or Wrong?
« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2011, 02:04:24 PM »
From another (non-muscle) forum, discussing the 'Wet Cracker', 'Ookie Cookie' or 'Soggy Biscuit' game in which the boys sit around and jerk off onto a cracker/cookie/bread and the last one to spunk has to eat the load sandwich. To me, this is 100x gayer than what we did at Alpha Fag Alpha.

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Have I just got weird friends?

The boys in my year at high school did the Soggy Biscuit one day in the change rooms after PE class. And another guy I met had to do it as well. I have no reason not to believe them (because those boys really could sink that low).

Here in Oz though, it's called "Soggy Sao", because it's done on a Sao biscuit.
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Re: Semen Cookie Hazing: Right or Wrong?
« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2011, 02:13:00 PM »
From another (non-muscle) forum, discussing the 'Wet Cracker', 'Ookie Cookie' or 'Soggy Biscuit' game in which the boys sit around and jerk off onto a cracker/cookie/bread and the last one to spunk has to eat the load sandwich. To me, this is 100x gayer than what we did at Alpha Fag Alpha.

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People really do this shit?  What the hell?  gayer than banging trannies in the ass with a reach around!!!

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Re: Semen Cookie Hazing: Right or Wrong?
« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2011, 02:17:50 PM »
Gayer than George Michael's hospital thermometer

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Re: Semen Cookie Hazing: Right or Wrong?
« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2011, 09:17:43 PM »
How is it gay?  I don't get it.  There is no physical contact.  And you only have to eat it if you're the last one.  So all you do is look at the other guys jerking off, visualizing what it feels like to have their hands around your cock stroking it up and down, or you can do the reverse and pretend that the cock in your hand is not yours but belongs to the guy next to you, and BAM, you should be able to hit one out immediately.  The guy who eats the cookie is obviously the fag, but not you.
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