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JOEY SERGO: Bodybuilding's Johnny Montana?
« on: November 11, 2011, 04:03:49 PM »
To hear Block tell it, the only guy who slayed more vagina in Chitown than our very own Blockerberg was Chicago Legend Joey Sergo, who now resides right down the street from me in Venice. Seems Joey is hated for being perhaps the most aggressive pussy magnet West of the Mississippi, but before we divulge further information, let's celebrate Joey for a minute or two.



 
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Re: JOEY SERGO: Bodybuilding's Johnny Montana?
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2011, 04:12:27 PM »
LOL.  Way to go Joey.
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Re: JOEY SERGO: Bodybuilding's Johnny Montana?
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2011, 06:03:41 PM »

 I can confirm this. Joey "the spaniard" Sergo literally cornered the market in regards to slying Chi Town Figure/Fitness slut ass. One time I was doing cardio with him and we were comparing/contrasting notes and the names he dropped including Adella Grazi, Special Ed's sister Erin Go Brah and many other was jarring.

 I've seen Fitness broads literally cry and I mean WEEP for him. He's fucked over (literally) more Figure ho's than Experian fucked over a black guy.

 He's very sarcastic, very well spoken and actually is quite intelligent. Little do people know he speaks flawless Spanish and has a degree.

 100% Muscleweek Approved.
 

 Twinkie?  Care to comment on ol' Tristian Joseph here?




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Re: JOEY SERGO: Bodybuilding's Johnny Montana?
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2011, 06:20:20 PM »
Don't jump the gun, Block! We're not there just yet!

No doubt, by the time Fatman gets through stalking Mr. Sergo, he'll be known by a few different names here!

Another day at the beach, another pussy punished!

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Re: JOEY SERGO: Bodybuilding's Johnny Montana?
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2011, 06:24:06 PM »
Joey staying at Ed's place?
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Re: JOEY SERGO: Bodybuilding's Johnny Montana?
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2011, 06:34:50 PM »
that's cause I didn't live there.  :D
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Re: JOEY SERGO: Bodybuilding's Johnny Montana?
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2011, 08:04:51 PM »
Joey staying at Ed's place?

Duh.......How else do you think he knows so much about him.

Special Ed Connerz is what we call him now.
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Re: JOEY SERGO: Bodybuilding's Johnny Montana?
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2011, 08:55:32 PM »
Here's Flexington, Joey, Bikini Slut, Anonymous MW member and our very own Fatman at a recent MW gathering.

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Re: JOEY SERGO: Bodybuilding's Johnny Montana?
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2011, 10:02:06 PM »
Don't jump the gun, Block! We're not there just yet!

No doubt, by the time Fatman gets through stalking Mr. Sergo, he'll be known by a few different names here!

Another day at the beach, another pussy punished!

Hahaha, I'm on it Ed.  I know he's staying at one of your many properties in the Venice area, please be sure to lower security when I'm around so I can properly photograph his conquests for Musclegallery.  Of course I'll edit out any females.
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Re: JOEY SERGO: Bodybuilding's Johnny Montana?
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2011, 10:18:40 PM »
Here's Flexington, Joey, Bikini Slut, Anonymous MW member and our very own Fatman at a recent MW gathering.




HAHAHAH!! Is this the HP touch pad party I didn't get invited to? Look at fatman, proud as punch.
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Re: JOEY SERGO: Bodybuilding's Johnny Montana?
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2011, 10:33:10 PM »
Here's Flexington, Joey, Bikini Slut, Anonymous MW member and our very own Fatman at a recent MW gathering.




I was lost in joey's arms and pecs that whole night.

Great guy.
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Re: JOEY SERGO: Bodybuilding's Johnny Montana?
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2011, 10:38:10 PM »
I was lost in joey's arms and pecs that whole night.

Great guy.

And I have the pics from the night uploaded to my HP Touchpad.  Let's just say that more than just touching the pad was happening at that party, ya know?
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Re: JOEY SERGO: Bodybuilding's Johnny Montana?
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2011, 10:46:07 PM »
I was lost in joey's arms and pecs that whole night.

Great guy.


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Re: JOEY SERGO: Bodybuilding's Johnny Montana?
« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2011, 10:48:30 PM »
HAHAHAH!! Is this the HP touch pad party I didn't get invited to? Look at fatman, proud as punch.

Jesus, what is it about Asian male + muscle = fag?  Thank god I don't have any muscle.
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Re: JOEY SERGO: Bodybuilding's Johnny Montana?
« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2011, 11:00:33 PM »
Jesus, what is it about Asian male + muscle = fag?  Thank god I don't have any muscle.
Don't be so hard on yourself. Not everyone can blow up like Joey or Flex on the sauce.

Besides, your tris are pretty good. Not quite Kris Dim or Jason Huh good, but maybe Eryk Bui good.

I still can't get over how huge Flex got! Trenbolone is a wonderful drug!
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Re: JOEY SERGO: Bodybuilding's Johnny Montana?
« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2011, 11:19:19 PM »
Don't be so hard on yourself. Not everyone can blow up like Joey or Flex on the sauce.

Besides, your tris are pretty good. Not quite Kris Dim or Jason Huh good, but maybe Eryk Bui good.

I still can't get over how huge Flex got! Trenbolone is a wonderful drug!

The above pic doesn't do justice to my big calves.
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Re: JOEY SERGO: Bodybuilding's Johnny Montana?
« Reply #16 on: November 11, 2011, 11:37:29 PM »
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Re: JOEY SERGO: Bodybuilding's Johnny Montana?
« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2011, 02:45:38 PM »
I can confirm this. Joey "the spaniard" Sergo literally cornered the market in regards to slying Chi Town Figure/Fitness slut ass. One time I was doing cardio with him and we were comparing/contrasting notes and the names he dropped including Adella Grazi, Special Ed's sister Erin Go Brah and many other was jarring.

 I've seen Fitness broads literally cry and I mean WEEP for him. He's fucked over (literally) more Figure ho's than Experian fucked over a black guy.

 He's very sarcastic, very well spoken and actually is quite intelligent. Little do people know he speaks flawless Spanish and has a degree.

 100% Muscleweek Approved.
 

 Twinkie?  Care to comment on ol' Tristian Joseph here?




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Re: JOEY SERGO: Bodybuilding's Johnny Montana?
« Reply #18 on: November 12, 2011, 02:55:04 PM »
Here's a pic of Joey that's just bound to crush the ego of MW's FlexB.

Joey clearly sporting at least 19.5" here, and possibly 19.75"!



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« Reply #19 on: November 12, 2011, 03:33:00 PM »
Here's a pic of Joey that's just bound to crush the ego of MW's FlexB.

Joey clearly sporting at least 19.5" here, and possibly 19.75"!




Honestly, if I flex like that, his don't look bigger than mine right now, plus my bi has better separation but he is better conditioned and harder. But I'm also RETIRED.  :D ;D
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Re: JOEY SERGO: Bodybuilding's Johnny Montana?
« Reply #20 on: November 12, 2011, 03:47:18 PM »
Honestly, if I flex like that, his don't look bigger than mine right now, plus my bi has better separation but he is better conditioned and harder. But I'm also RETIRED.  :D ;D
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Re: JOEY SERGO: Bodybuilding's Johnny Montana?
« Reply #21 on: November 12, 2011, 04:33:09 PM »

 Many girls in the Chicagoland bodybuilding scene would refer to Joey as a "snake".  I beg to differ....
 
 




 Here is one crazy night when Joey and I got drunk and.... err, He... He just crashed in my bed and I slept on... the couch?  :-[  :-X

 



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Re: JOEY SERGO: Bodybuilding's Johnny Montana?
« Reply #22 on: November 12, 2011, 07:20:12 PM »
Sergo has good arms, but he's more of a "chest" guy than an arms guy. FlexB is definately an arm's guy. Just beautifully round and thick. I think as long as the clavicles are sufficiently wide, I'd rather be an arms guy. I got a terrible chest, even when I get it to grow it shrinks back fast. It goes from 47 and shoots all the way down to something tiny like 41 or 42 or something, while my arms stick around solidly at the 17 mark all the time.
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« Reply #23 on: November 13, 2011, 10:13:26 PM »
Sergo has good arms, but he's more of a "chest" guy than an arms guy. FlexB is definately an arm's guy. Just beautifully round and thick. I think as long as the clavicles are sufficiently wide, I'd rather be an arms guy. I got a terrible chest, even when I get it to grow it shrinks back fast. It goes from 47 and shoots all the way down to something tiny like 41 or 42 or something, while my arms stick around solidly at the 17 mark all the time.

I will disagree with you here.  Joey is an arms guy.  His chest, although wide, is flat.  He has always struggled to bring thickness to his chest.  He has a very similar build to John Cena.  When he diets down its even more evident how flat his chest gets.  He has struggled with this since we were in college.  After each one of his shows the judges have always told him he needs a thicker chest and his arms dont need any work. 

I remember when we were in college he had bicep tendonitis so bad he couldn't train arms for almost half a year.  Even without doing much, if any, arm work his arms still grew from chest and back workouts. 
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« Reply #24 on: November 13, 2011, 10:24:35 PM »
I will disagree with you here.  Joey is an arms guy.  His chest, although wide, is flat.  He has always struggled to bring thickness to his chest.  He has a very similar build to John Cena.  When he diets down its even more evident how flat his chest gets.  He has struggled with this since we were in college.  After each one of his shows the judges have always told him he needs a thicker chest and his arms dont need any work. 

I remember when we were in college he had bicep tendonitis so bad he couldn't train arms for almost half a year.  Even without doing much, if any, arm work his arms still grew from chest and back workouts.

I reviewed the pictures and agree with you now. His attachments aren't as favourable as FLEXB's unfortunately. Got that small tricep look to him.
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