Rules of the Board

[BayGBM]

“Straight” and “worshipping muscles” do not belong in the same sentence.  It is an oxymoron.  Lots of kids (and adults) like well built superheroes… but worship?  Um, no.

Olympic gymnasts, or Cirque du Soleil performers, offer an edifying contrast:  it is fascinating to see what they are able to do with their bodies through what are obviously years of disciplined training; this is normal hetero admiration/entertainment.  But when muscles are artificially built simply for sake of showing them off (remember it’s not even functional muscle), and the whole point is to show them off to other men who want to “worship” (your word not mine) then, you are crossing over into the gay zone.

Flipping on the TV to catch a broadcast is one thing, but when you are driving miles out of your way, boarding a plane, or spending big money to attend a bodybuilding show in order to admire/worship you have crossed over into the zone of gay behavior.  Mind you, it is perfectly possible to be straight and engage in gay behavior but the behavior is still gay.

If you are a man and you are worshipping male muscles then you are engaging in gay behavior.

[Master Chief]

Okay, well that settles it. I'm gay.

Just told the wife and she replied, "Tell me something I don't know."

Told my 5-year old son, who asked, "What does 'gay' mean?" and I said, "It's when boys like other boys."

He replied, "That's okay daddy, I'm gay too!"

I called Block to tell him I'm gay but he had already sent me a text that read: 'Special Ed Outed as Fag!' and had Cc'ed to his entire Chicagoland mailing list.

Parents are visiting tomorrow. Trying to figure out how to tell them. Any ideas?



 

[D Enda]

Oh fuck....I need to talk to someone.

[Frank The Tank]

“Straight” and “worshipping muscles” do not belong in the same sentence.  It is an oxymoron.  Lots of kids (and adults) like well built superheroes… but worship?  Um, no.

Olympic gymnasts, or Cirque du Soleil performers, offer an edifying contrast:  it is fascinating to see what they are able to do with their bodies through what are obviously years of disciplined training; this is normal hetero admiration/entertainment.  But when muscles are artificially built simply for sake of showing them off (remember it’s not even functional muscle), and the whole point is to show them off to other men who want to “worship” (your word not mine) them, you are crossing over into the gay zone.

Flipping on the TV to catch a broadcast is one thing, but when you are driving miles out of your way, boarding a plane, or spending big money to attend a bodybuilding show in order to admire/worship you have crossed over into the zone of gay behavior.  Mind you, it is perfectly possible to be straight and engage in gay behavior but the behavior is still gay.

If you are a man and you are worshipping male muscles then you are engaging in gay behavior.

Nah, I think only a straight person could understand what I mean when I say that I like to see muscular men for the inspirational and the wowing factor, not the sexual factor.  And no I do not buy the magazines with muscular men mimicking the Kai Greene poses.  I read MuscleMag.  I can also look at magazines with fit women as well but I am not going to think, "Damn, I want those abs on my body.  I better hit the gym harder tonight".  No, I am going to be thinking, "Damn, I want that ass on my face."  I do not expect gay people to understand because, well, they are gay and yet somehow think they can understand straight men.  I am not homophobic.  I respect homosexuals that are open about it because they have courage.  But I do not like it when they think they know us just because they have a penis too.  So stop trying!  Just because a gay bodybuilder and a straight bodybuilder read MuscleMag does not mean they view the material the same way.  The gay bodybuilder reads it with a hardon, and the straight bodybuilder reads it with envy. 

[Smokincrazy]

Welcome Bay and Wiggs

[Mars]

this board has no fags on it.

[Smokincrazy]

Fuck rules!!!!
just hold the dick and ball pics

[Newmom]

Fuck rules!!!!
just hold the dick and ball pics

what about (  .  )(  .  ) and (__|__) pics

[Smokincrazy]

what about (  .  )(  .  ) and (__|__) pics

post em if you got em.   

[Newmom]

post em if you got em.   

yea but they aint mine lol

[Smokincrazy]

yea but they aint mine lol

post em anyway and get biker boy to take a few for the peanut gallery   

[Spankycapone]

pices of bewbs of gtfo 

[D Enda]

I wouldn't mind seeing some (__*__) but please no 8====D~~~~~

[Newmom]

I wouldn't mind seeing some (__*__) but please no 8====D~~~~~

(___|___)

[Spankycapone]

(___|___)

exit only?

[D Enda]

(___|___)

You don't like my stink star??

[Spankycapone]

You don't like my stink star??

i found it stinky

[D Enda]

I try to keep my balloon knot so fresh and so clean

[Master Chief]

Listen...I don't want people to get the wrong idea.

At MuscleWeek, we don't censor threads and topics; we censor douchebags.

If you're needlessly picking a fight with a fellow member, posting cock photos, or just, in our opinion contributing to the demise of the board, you'll get the following simple message:

Message from Special Ed:
Message Title: DOUCHEBAG WARNING
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That's it. There is no second warning. The douchebags shall be banished back to the boards from which they came.

It's not about being positive or being PC or being right. It's about uniting over our common interests, hanging out and having some laughs.

We've grown organically through word of mouth and have a great group of core members. Our goal is not to topple another board or steal traffic. The goal is to simply have the coolest board with the coolest and funniest members who openly share great stories and information.

But there surely will come a time when the Douchebags join or begin posting. And when they do, the hammer shall surely fall squarely on their balls, as they limp back to their old home while their vagina queefs about 'Censorship'.   

Mgmt

[Newmom]

exit only?

yes Im half greek from the waist up

[INSOMNIA]

 

[Smokincrazy]

Censorship is for MD and Getgay. 

[Mars]

Ron knows that he is standing in quicksand. soon he will be a vague memory.

[Newmom]

I would love to know who the fuck this che and tre people are

[Vince B]

One sensible rule is that imposters not operate here. If someone isn't who they claim to be then they should get the boot.