I remember reading Muscle by Sam Fussell (that book was brought up recently, I forget by who) and one scene in the book is about how the author is backstage at a show getting ready, he's in the bathroom and in the stall he sees two pairs of orange feet with posing trunks around both sets of ankles and can hear the two competitors going at it. I think he called it getting the pre-contest jitters out of their system?
Anyways, I think this could be a good idea (Olympia roster fag callout), so below I've put up the top 12 from the 2010 open class, and marked my suspicions with either a) gay, b) DTG4P (down to G4P but straight), and c) straight (not DTG4P), followed by my reasoning.
1 - Jay Cutler - STRAIGHT - If he isn't or is DTG4p, he hides it very well. Plus he has that hot personal assistant, no fag would have such a hot FEMALE personal assistant. I think no need for G4P (the Gluteman feel-ups don't count) especially in the beginning just because his family was well off, they had their own construction business.
2 - Phil Heath - DTG4P - With those beautiful dreamy hazel eyes and cartoon like bloated appendages hanging from his shoulders, he'd be stupid not to. Plus I've seen a pic of him with a shit-eating grin and a stack of hundreds fanned out, I didn't think of it then, but it was obviously from a Schmoe after a session in a hotel room.
3 - Branch Warren - hard to say, he emotes the tough guy look too much, plus he's all short and shaven and got the ambiguous goatee, definitely overcompensating. It might be his height he's overcompensating for, it's hard to say with these midget bodybuilders, but mixed with his super-Jesus-loving and boar hunting with knives, I'm going for: repressed GAY, but NOT DTG4P, because he's trying too hard to hide it and can't risk being caught. He probably beats homos as well, all while having a huge erection and tears in his eyes.
4 - Dexter Jackson - DTG4P - Got to make some dough! How else are you going to afford that pimped out car?
5 - Dennis Wolf - STRAIGHT - these eastern bloc types are very homophobic, but then again it's hard to say, when the GH bills keeps piling up....
6 - Ronny Rockel - GAY? I heard Ed said he was outed?
7 - Kai Greene - GAY - He's just too much in touch with his artistic side, plus he didn't blink an eye when asked to wear those leather straps around his pelvic region and wine and dine that slutty grapefruit. Maybe it's just DTG4P and he's straight but so driven to buy his drugs that he'll take that route. It's easier than a J-O-B for sure.
8 - Victor Martinez - DTG4P - He's too much of a hustler not to. I'm sure he rips off his clients, and only offers 20 minutes on the half hour, things like that, but hey, he's Victor.
9 - Toney Freeman - GAY - there's something not right about him, I'm not being homophobic, but he's trying to hide something.
10 - Hidetada Yamagishi - STRAIGHT - The tailored eyebrows is a Japanese thing, doesn't count. Main source of income is from slinging gear, no need for G4P. But a little muscle worship never hurt.
11 - Dennis James - I know nothing about him except some think he's GH15. But then again there is that photographic evidence of the Montgomery-Burns-look-alike Schmoe pec-palming him while wearing nothing but denim overalls. Ok, DTG4P for sure.
11 - Johnnie Jackson - We definitely know he's DTG4P, he is the subject of possibly the gayest bb-related photo EVER. I don't think he's gay though.